75, 50 and eww… 25 (the hotness levels regarding 3-on-3 dates)

When I was barely out of college, my cousins went to a place called Padi’s Point Calamba to hunt chicks. My cousin acquainted us to three women, one of whom is his lovemonkey (for lack of better term). Taking one for the team was the responsibility of my other cousin because I scrapped and scuffled to wiggle away from the sights of the ugly chick.

I got the 50 percent attractive girl… in that 3-girl group. Yes… ONLY in that group.

Hence the title!

Fact is, just because jugs were presented wholeheartedly (or lack thereof), this doesn’t mean that you have to think of it as a gift. During 3-on-3’s the most likely victor is the person that can play arbiter to both parties. One of my biggest turn-offs is icky speech patterns either presented via the rural-ness of the person or a chimp trying to learn how to talk. The guy that got the 75 was angry at me for not having the balls and the stomach to score the bitch but hey, honestly it was like seducing a wet Doberman. My “dissention” meanwhile helped the guy that got the 25 percent because no matter how strong his beer is, the stigma of that face doing devious acts on his face seemed very wrong.

No soap can pull the shame off.

When only one of the three people involved will actually have fun, a domino effect could ensue or the OK party could cut his ties then and there. Just because you don’t have a monster for a date that doesn’t mean you have to leave your 75. So is the 75, 50, 25 face range bad for 3-on-3’s? Not really if you think about it. You just have to make sure that the 25 is actually 6/10 in the hotness scale and not a 2/10 that you’ll probably more or less encounter.

If the 50 is a 2/10, you need to punch the guy that had the 75 in the face because only kamikaze pilots or gravely-ill patients would agree to be put in such quandary.

Word of advice: Just be lucky in the luck of the draw.

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How to Program your Lover

Whether it’s your girlfriend or a plain friend, getting that person to the “program” is a must. This is simply a form of brainwashing to suit your preferences. For example, you hate movies that star Angelina Jolie. Even if your GF likes a particular Angelina Jolie flick, she’ll think twice watching it with you.

The programming starts on your first one-on-one conversation with each other. This is the part that you sure as hell don’t know much about the other and vice versa. The only way your mouths could move... is by saying stuffs to give you the edge on her. This is where the trick starts.

You supply various facts THAT SHE WILL FIND AMUSING. Loving kittens because they are cuddly is nice but loving kittens because a kitten once saved your life from the brink of catastrophe is cool... and at the same time unforgettable.

Using this properly should give you power. As such is this example, where even if you hate going out on Sundays, you surprise her at her house on that day to share a romantic bond with her or perhaps with her family. This sudden revolt from the norm should intensify that feat.

However, this is not a one-way street. For some insane reason, you are also currently under their wicked spell. The most obvious programming women have given to men is that during their periods, you need to STAY AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE. When they act like a heinous bitch, it is not them talking but their PMS.

Of course, women exaggerate this. But I am betting none of the guys would dare accuse their women of such.

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