Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Rubbing Alcohol is Dangerous for your Relationship?


You heard it. You’d probably experienced it. Deep inside, you never thought it would be a big deal until it happened to you. There is a reason why men do not have a beauty kit in their bag and that’s because carrying these things could cause major chaos on your relationship.

Here’s an example:

You have a girlfriend. Unfortunately, she’s sick. Despite that, she agreed to go out with you. Sure, she sneezes and coughs, but she wants to be happy and that’s why she’s with you. Men have the right to be happy when this happens (unless the girl is cranky). In return, men should act with the 3 C’s – caring, considerate and charming (they were the first adjectives that crossed my mind) towards their sick women.

This is where the alcohol kicks in.

All that coughing forced her to go to a convenience store to perhaps buy water, fruit drinks, or medicines. While she is buying, you suddenly grabbed rubbing alcohol (worse, hand sanitizer) and handed it to the cashier. She’ll look at you with conviction and WHAM, your date is over.

Interpretation: Grabbing that means you find your chick icky. Sure, you could give that to her as precaution but girls will feel that as humiliating. And if you bought that for yourself, you just made it worse. Regardless of how and when you’ll use that, it is either “he’ll apply that solution AFTER we part ways” or “he saw my situation and he wants none of it which basically means I for him is a living precautionary measure”.

Regardless how unafraid you are to hold hands with her, embrace her, and kiss her while she’s sneezing her brains out, making her think of herself as an ecosystem of bacteria will destroy your lovey-doveyness.

6 comments:

  1. Hahaha! Such an FML moment!

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  2. I'd rather spend the day at home than to spend it with someone who is sick. That would totally ruin my day! Nice post dude!

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  3. hmm.. it should be funny right? but i dont really get it =/

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  4. kenwooi: not trying to be funny. firsthand experience. its pretty bad.

    caloy: yes i know better now.

    jan: yes that is such an FML moment! :)

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  5. haven't experience this. but now i know i should not do this. lol dude nice post here! and nice blog! mind if I add you on my blogroll? thanks.

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  6. sure dude! thanks for the cool reaction! :)

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