Get Her Safe... Mentally

If you don’t own a car, you have no choice but to let your date travel on a cab. When it’s time to say goodbye, it pains you to get her home if your houses are in two different time zones. But news flash, Mr. Smarty Pants because girls… aren’t that naïve and weak! Sure, they’ll want to enter their house with your face sticking out googly-eyed like a very cute doberman but they know we guys are goddamn too cheap to ride a cab to their house where the fare will be quadruple the normal travel fare.

The best way to get her safe without hassles is take her to a neutral zone where there are a bunch of taxis you actually trust (pick those popular taxi brand because they seriously value customer satisfaction). When she rides the cab, you wait for her to leave and as she travel, you text the plate number of the cab and say “Have a safe trip”. You need to check her constantly especially if she’s sleepy or wasted… and when you go home, you inform her.

She’ll probably arrive ahead of you since she rode a taxi and you waited for the cheapest transportation available.

Regardless of what you think, your lady will value this. It’s kinda your fault why it had to be this way because you have no money to own a car.

At least your girl is not blaming you for it.