The Expendables is not a date movie!

Movie dates are fun ways to spend which your lover. However, you need to check out what movie to watch. Unless specified, girls will let the guys pick, especially if the date is more of a spur of a moment one.

Anything that has Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, and Stone Cold Steve Austin is NOT a date movie. Sure, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis can be tolerated... if they don’t carry guns. Too much violence will make them queasy. Too much machismo will alienate them. Unless you are dating a girl that is manlier than you, these movies are for other people.

Still though, this is no reason not to pick the movie. The Expendables is a man’s movie that any man, given the chance, should watch.

Expect pain though.

Expect.

Game over.