Thursday 11 March 2010

How can a man win a lovers quarrel?


First of all, unless it is academic, you will never win. Even if it’s academic, the guilt she’ll give you for making the argument in the first place will haunt you. Chivalry is not dead. We are just “attempting” to forget its existence. We have to let women win because:

a) They have the ability to break up with you and people will still side with them.
b) There is no Letter B.
c) Men get emotional during quarrels that they can resort to touching which if not handled properly could lead to violence.
d) If you let her win, it usually leads to making out but if you let yourself win, you’ll probably romance yourself FOR A NUMBER OF WEEKS!

However, for some insane reason, planet earth has been spawning A LOT of understanding women. This current breed has the ability to withstand simple understandings and be open-minded to the yearnings of men. We love these kinds of women because men have the tendency to like things that understand our psyche.

Be wary of these types though. They understand you for a reason. If they don’t mind your addiction to video games, it’s just because they are addicted with shopping. So if she allows you to womanize, then she’ll probably…

You know where I’m getting at, right?

Stereotypically, men desire the physical aspect of love while the women salivate on the emotional side. Once the woman has worn out of your dumb antics, (forgetting her birthday, always begging for sex, etc.) she’ll beat you senseless… and leave you clueless.

That’s hard.

Do you still want to win?

2 comments:

  1. yeah, understanding women are the best =)

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  2. i agree. its better to agree than to disagree. :)

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