Thursday 11 March 2010

Pimping oneself


The first thing you need to learn is how to pimp yourself. How can you score chicks when the only peons that think you’re cool are those creatures with dicks! Take Adam Sandler for instance. Who ever thought the egg-headed stand-up could become a leading man? Of course, everyone near him thought he was talented. The persons near you should also feel that about you.

Geeks aren’t that disgusting now since they will eventually inherit the spoils of technology. There will still be jocks… and they’ll likely excel in sports or doing construction, call center and sales jobs (I wanted to write “army” but I don’t want to touch on that subject). Guys will still find women puzzling and we will continue to make them like our sports, porn, and lifestyle… much to their chagrin.

But one thing is certain: girls will like you for who you are and it’s in your hands if you want to be pleasing or annoying.

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