Thursday 11 March 2010

Eating in Expensive Places Alone is GAY!


Don’t consider yourself as a man if you like to eat in expensive places… alone. Yes, “alone” is the key word here. Eating in high-end places is meant only to show off and act rich. Even rich people resort to fast food joints to quench their appetites. Unless there is no other alternative, do not consider yourself as a man.

However, there are exceptions to the rule. James Bond never had a buddy when he shows up on functions. Eating alone is synonymous to pimping yourself. You just need to pimp yourself to the right people.

How would you know you’re attracting the right people?

Your pants are bulking up on the zipper area… instead of theirs.

2 comments:

  1. What is the logic? DOn't understand still..

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  2. ^ haha, you struck a nerve.

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