Regardless of how you think, don’t you ever expect your woman to enjoy your dirty crap! Sure, they expect you to have them and they’ll sometimes think that your collection is cool (unless it is sticky or your room smells like bleach), but just because they embrace them that doesn’t mean you have to flaunt it in front of them!
And by the way, OPEN YOUR WINDOW TO LET OUT THAT SMELL!
Ehem.
Women as explained earlier in this blog are crazy beings that aim to destroy the psyche of men! Imagine their reaction when you enjoy looking at other women instead of them. Either they’ll think you don’t like them anymore or these paraphernalia would get them insecure. Here’s an analogy for you: a new cuddly puppy and your pet Doberman that you don’t put on a leash. What happens when the Doberman gets envious?
CANNABALISM!
Girls are kind of like that but instead of biting on your porn, their aim is to tear you down! One minute they’ll drool on how hot Olivia Wilde is, the next moment they’ll performing an earful in the side of your skull on how perverted you are... and this is not the good version. Reading a confession session could give you an edge to those you don’t kiss but for someone you actually do, you’re playing inside the wrong side of the spectrum. Has the words “I am not like the women in your videos/mags/JPEGS you jack off every time” mean anything to you? I haven’t encountered a GF that would burn my men’s mags or trash my CD’s and DVD’s (even VHS) but I heard tales of epic battles that started because of these weapons for mass-turbation.
If your girl loves what they’re seeing, this might actually be a bad thing because this means your girl has a tendency to get adventurous. And honestly, even the sleaziest of women will find it offensive if you prefer someone else’s jugs over theirs. Regardless of print, TV, or online, let these forms of pleasure be exclusive only to your boy talk!
And by the way, OPEN YOUR WINDOW TO LET OUT THAT SMELL!
Ehem.
Women as explained earlier in this blog are crazy beings that aim to destroy the psyche of men! Imagine their reaction when you enjoy looking at other women instead of them. Either they’ll think you don’t like them anymore or these paraphernalia would get them insecure. Here’s an analogy for you: a new cuddly puppy and your pet Doberman that you don’t put on a leash. What happens when the Doberman gets envious?
CANNABALISM!
Girls are kind of like that but instead of biting on your porn, their aim is to tear you down! One minute they’ll drool on how hot Olivia Wilde is, the next moment they’ll performing an earful in the side of your skull on how perverted you are... and this is not the good version. Reading a confession session could give you an edge to those you don’t kiss but for someone you actually do, you’re playing inside the wrong side of the spectrum. Has the words “I am not like the women in your videos/mags/JPEGS you jack off every time” mean anything to you? I haven’t encountered a GF that would burn my men’s mags or trash my CD’s and DVD’s (even VHS) but I heard tales of epic battles that started because of these weapons for mass-turbation.
If your girl loves what they’re seeing, this might actually be a bad thing because this means your girl has a tendency to get adventurous. And honestly, even the sleaziest of women will find it offensive if you prefer someone else’s jugs over theirs. Regardless of print, TV, or online, let these forms of pleasure be exclusive only to your boy talk!
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