The ickier your breath smells, the more they’ll want to eat you.
Couples, with the exemption of the married and those that are living together (basically these are the couples that had gone sick looking at each other), rarely get the chance to sleep with each other. Sure, you can actually try your best impersonation of air to wrestle out of her cudgels but when she wakes up and you’re not there, you’ll wreck the moment… all because you want to brush.
Honestly it’s not like your breath reeks like a family of dead rats when you wake up because frankly… no human being has the scent of freshly-picked flowers at the hint of sunrise. You can brush that away before sleeping but consider the events before you sleep… and spoon. Let’s face facts here: regardless on how you planned your rendezvous you have to remember that the events that would make you sleep together are spontaneous, risky, romantic, and always-promising. Will you risk veering away from a snuggle just to slime your toothbrush with a minty-fresh gel?
Well, you could risk acting girly and very hygienic by brushing after sex so when you wake up there is a semblance of menthol surrounding your gums but the confident ones… I MEAN THE MANLY, BEER-GUZZLING, BITCH-HUNTING, DEVIL MAY CARE BASTARDS will absolutely, beyond the shadow of doubt, unleash the animalistic tendencies they possess WITH CLEANLINESS AND SANITATION THE LEAST OF THEIR WORRIES!
SO imagine this scenario: both of you waking up glad to be in the arms of one another saying sweet nothings, planning anew… and all of a sudden… BLAM!
Do you honestly believe that how your breath smells matter at this point?
Couples, with the exemption of the married and those that are living together (basically these are the couples that had gone sick looking at each other), rarely get the chance to sleep with each other. Sure, you can actually try your best impersonation of air to wrestle out of her cudgels but when she wakes up and you’re not there, you’ll wreck the moment… all because you want to brush.
Honestly it’s not like your breath reeks like a family of dead rats when you wake up because frankly… no human being has the scent of freshly-picked flowers at the hint of sunrise. You can brush that away before sleeping but consider the events before you sleep… and spoon. Let’s face facts here: regardless on how you planned your rendezvous you have to remember that the events that would make you sleep together are spontaneous, risky, romantic, and always-promising. Will you risk veering away from a snuggle just to slime your toothbrush with a minty-fresh gel?
Well, you could risk acting girly and very hygienic by brushing after sex so when you wake up there is a semblance of menthol surrounding your gums but the confident ones… I MEAN THE MANLY, BEER-GUZZLING, BITCH-HUNTING, DEVIL MAY CARE BASTARDS will absolutely, beyond the shadow of doubt, unleash the animalistic tendencies they possess WITH CLEANLINESS AND SANITATION THE LEAST OF THEIR WORRIES!
SO imagine this scenario: both of you waking up glad to be in the arms of one another saying sweet nothings, planning anew… and all of a sudden… BLAM!
Do you honestly believe that how your breath smells matter at this point?
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